Kobe Bryant Needs Pau Gasol to Be the Black Swan. 

“Gasol, a forward, was filling in as center on Sunday for an injured Andrew Bynum (who we guess would be the Lakers’ Winona Ryder, to keep this metaphor going). Anyway, Ron Artest slipped an Ecstasy tablet into Gasol’s water bottle, then Kobe told him to go home and touch himself.”

via NY Mag